Ask R.E: "Everything you always wanted to know about the World Cup but never asked.."

R.E. answers your questions about the world cup///

What is the point of the half circle outside the big box? raymond18
-It indicates where players not directly participating in the play have to stand on a penalty kick.

What are US's chances of winning it all? o'brien
-they've been out for 2 weeks

Don't you think that it should be aloud to use the hands so there are more goals?
kansasjoe1
-you clearly don't understand anything..

Quien es el jugador mas nalga en la historia del futbol mexicano? mexigol123
-Bueno compa eso es dificil de contestar. Es como preguntar quien es el mejor compositor aleman, cineasta judio, filosofo griego, el kenyano mas rapido del mundo. Pero esta entre cadaver, salvador, zague, de nigris y bravo.. ah. y pablo larios..

Y el mejor? barbacoa1
-Para mi despues de Hugo Sanchez es claro que Marquez ocupa el 2do lugar por sus logros y su nivel futbolistico. en tercero ha de estar Galindo, Blanco. O alomejor borja, la tota o uno de esos punetas que no me toco ver..

It is so boring, why don't they ever score?? gobaseball101
-Well, first of all you are an idiot, and for idiots like you I can recommend joining a pool and predicting every game to end 0-0; it would be a win-win situation.

Why does US suck so much? johnny johnson
-Because in order to be good at soccer you have to either a) Know how to cook b) Know how to dance c) Be part of the european union.
note1: If you fulfill all of the above, the requirements cancel eachother out and you end up sucking more than anyone else. (such is the case of the arab countries.. pretty much..)

Why does Holland wear orange? enrico313
-It is the cheese, it is the hair.. plus, have you seen it ON WEID??

What are the chances of Israel and Palestine ever hosting a world cup together? maybe Israel/Palestine 2020? gevertamir
-I would say between 1 and a million and none.

Has it ever happened that a player leaves in the middle of the game to go to the bathroom?
englishmuffin
-Yes, Maradona used to do it all the time..

Why do referees wear shinguards?? jennifersoccer
-I don't know, but they should wear a helmet too.. and glasses.

Who are those kids in yellow coming into the field holding hands with the players!? they are so cute! sexyNYbabe
-Their names are Fritz, Jörg, Jürgen, Hannah, Gretchen, Karl-Ludwig, Manfred, Mercedes, Jetta, Uhzheinzdenzsh, Jöhanswihznzdzgjnktrszrsnmzn, and Einzwitznikhadzsenswirkelngendzhnvenszen.. They are really nice boys and girls.

Que opinas del trabajo de Archundia en el mundial? tiene posiblidades de llegar a la final? el cyberchino
-Lo unico que nos falta para graduarnos de patetismo es celebrar en el angel los resultados del arbitro mexicano. Mejor ve a votar.. o de hecho alomejor mejor no..

Es bietet kommentierte Linklisten in sechs Sprachen, bündelt das deutsche Webangebot an qualitativ hochwertigen?????? Karl-Heinz
-....... mmmm... what????

Do you have to be a retard in order to be a soccer comentator? 128376
-Definetely. It is the first thing they look at before they hire you. It sounds like an awesome job though. You are probably more than qualified.


Why do italians wear so much gel on their hair? chemariana
-I don't know but it must be itchy cause they don't stop grabbing it. I have to say that if they would be as concerned in playing beautiful as they are in looking beautiful, the world would be a better place..

Why do argentinians wear so little? paolanini
-Some people say that they are tired of being called 'italian wannabes' and decided to do the opposite. "italians spend 5 hrs doing their hair, we'll spend the same messing it up" said Sorin. Other say the argentinian 'dirty look' fashion started when some nazis went to hide to argentina after WWII. They grew their beard, hair and didn't shower so they wouldn't be recognized.

Why does Italy have such a great and organized defense if they're such a mess of a country? jeanpierre305
-Great question.. Ok, no more questions about Italy please

Why are brasilians so much better than anyone else? jogabonito
-Well, brazilians are balloviparous, meaning that they lay footballs as a reproductive method. Some embryos struggle to break their protective shell, and it becomes harder and harder as time passes by. The successful babies try to help their brothers and sisters to come out by kicking the egg and passing it around. But the shell grows leather and the embryo dies inside the football. Before you know it you have 22 brazilian babies jogando bonito. Some become carecas, ronaldos, juninhos, zizinhos, robertos.. the weakest ones end up with scoring titles in the bundesliga, qatar, mexico and other leagues around the world.

Der bund hat die Föderalis­mus­reform erneut kritisiert. „Es wäre besser gewesen, sich bei einer so wichtigen Grundgesetz­änderung mehr Zeit zu lassen“???? herman
-..... mmmm... what?????????

How does the mexican performance affect the upcoming elections? diputado
-The overall sense in mexico is of dissapointment, discomfort. They are talking about how borguetti didn't do this, Lavolpe didn't do that. Not good for the reigning party.. unfortunately.

Who'se going to win it all? soccerfan
- I think, Deutschland.. that's R.E's pick. And I said it before the world cup even started..

Leitzan katan sheli, ulai tirkod iti? schmulik ben schmulik
-Hulai, Hulai

R.E. I just want to thank you for last night.. I had an awesome time.. natalieportman
-Thank you natalie.. me too.. I have to say the mirror on your bedroom's ceiling is fantastic.. call me later

R.E. you are so hot.. would you ever pose nude? mariasharapova
-This is a PG13 site maria, but if you do it, i'll do it.. for the good of human kind

Alright thank you all.. R.E's gotta go....